gabbyv23:

diirawringly:

worldsbestbrother:

thegirlwhowrotetheuniverse:

tacticalassassin:

clockworksexual:

cannibaltricksterkarkat:

dancingsamuraii:

littlebe4st:

fuq-all-u-hos:

My friend made, and sent these files to me! Might as well try them out, no? Have fun!

Married to- FEFERI (dear lord nooooo)

You will be a- BAKING FATHER (i do like baking pies….)

You will live in a- MANSION (sweet)

You will have- ONCE KID (GOOD)

Live in- LAND OF QUARTZ AND MELODY (cools)

Married to- Eridan

You will be a- Desk Job (wat)

You will live on an- Island

You will have- 3 kids (i will kill them)

Live in- Land of Rays and Frogs

Married to: Karkat ))

Job: Clown hunter ))

Living in: A hive ))

Having: Two kids ))

Location we live in: land of caves and silence ))

what thef fuck

is this real life

ahahaha perfect

marriied two dave

ii’ll be a piirate. arg. 

liive iin a man2iion bought wiith all of the 2hiit ii have plundered 

wiith two kiid2

iin the land of braiin2 and fiire

I will be married to Dave Strider, working as a pirate, living in a mansion with four or more kids in LOLAR. 

Sounds good.

((Married to Equius, I earn a living as a baking father, we live in a house, two kids, Land of Caves and Silence.))

Married to Jade, I earn a living as a DJ, living in a mansion with no kids in the Land of Maps and Treasure.

I’m definitely okay with this outcome.

Married to Aradia, Baking father, live in a house, with four or more kids, in the land of Dew and Grass.

Wow it’s like. Feferi or Equius’s wet dream.

haha…

wet…

I’m marrying Sollux… uh, also living to be a stay at home dad (uh, kay) with my one kid (wait, that means-) in my mansion in the Land of Light and Rain

Seems possible, 

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